it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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