Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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