We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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