He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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