Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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