I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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