Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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