you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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