But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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