We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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