Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I party with great urgency now.
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