There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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