Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
no, he came in my armpit
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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