She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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