So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So much rum. So many feels.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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