The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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