i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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