this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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