Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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