Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Randomize
