She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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