Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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