i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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