Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
