Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
