I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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