Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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