Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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