I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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