I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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