They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.