Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(202): View more from Washington, DC

he's my edward cullen

(770): View more from Georgia

I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.

Fav 48 1658 2480
share tweet
(518): View more from New York

He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.

Fav 2 2367 805
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(617): View more from Massachusetts

At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?

Fav 21 1033 2787
share tweet
(303): View more from Colorado

He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!

Fav 27 9682 4553
share tweet
If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things
Read it at the TFLN blog
(847): View more from Illinois

Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.

Fav 31 9328 1946
share tweet
(802): View more from Vermont

i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording

Fav 7 2107 826
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(860): View more from Connecticut

i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.

(1-860): View more from Connecticut

what type of emt are you

Fav 4 1745 977
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(715): View more from Wisconsin

all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.

(763): View more from Minnesota

welcome to college.

Fav 1 1016 493
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(206): View more from Washington

you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site

Fav 1 53 7
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT