I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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