i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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