For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
