the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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