In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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