I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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