I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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