Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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