gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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