I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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