i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I will pee on everything he values.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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