Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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