what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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