Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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