You're so nebulous sometimes
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
