i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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