I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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