She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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