you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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