I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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