So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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