please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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