oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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