Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
meet me or not, i'm out of control
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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